Spoil a wish

[warblersong]

In this game, you grant but corrupt the wish above your's and then make a wish of your own!
EX:
P1: I wish I had teleportation powers
P2: Granted, but you can only teleport 1 foot away from where you are

I'll start off:
I wish I was a wizard

[Breezy]

Granted, but you can only cast spells that are helpful.
I wish i didn't have to go to my cross country meet tomorrow ._.

[warblersong]

granted, but instead you have to go to a triathlon

I wish it were raining.

[Shadow]

Granted, but then you get stuck in the mud with not way out.

I wish I didn't have school work.